SPCA

If you are not familiar with the SPCA it stands for (Society for the prevention of cruelty to animals). I myself have just recently gotten to know them REAL well. A couple of days ago some tool bag shit for brains let my dog out of my friends house and let him just run wild in the ghetto of Charleston. If you know who I am I have a CHAMPION golden lab. Yes, golden lab so champion you probably have never even heard of it. His name is Barkley and he is no gypsy's pet ferret that runs wild without a collar and just magically appears back at your apartment when you see it bolt from under one couch to the other. Although for the 24 hours he was missing while I was having an emotional break down (getting shit housed) whatever you wanna call it. I bet he was having the time of his life, from layin the mack down on all these K9 hussies on spring street to enjoying the scraps of one of Wally's famous bean pies. OK back to the SPCA...

Originally it was my fault because Barkley chewed off his name tag and I neglected to get him a new one. So while running free in the wild thinking life couldn't get any better he was pulled over by pet control and taken to the dog house(jail) for driving without a license. I find out where he is and get to the SPCA and they tell me no matter what to get him back he has to be neutered, him being more devastated then I am because of course I want to breed such a champion. I take it upon myself to do the yelling and screaming, and get confronted with a brick wall(North Charleston Sheriff's department) who have a station in the SPCA. Lucky for them, so they don't have to deal with immature teenagers who want to get there dog layed. I come to my senses and realize I am working with a bunch of people who have pet virgins. More than likely them too, but I'm not one to say. THE SPCA has had my best friend Barkley for 3 funkin nights and they finally call me and tell me they aren't able to neuter him, so I myself had to come in today, hold him down and watch them jab em with the needle.

When you walk into this place it is like a K9 whore house, you walk into two big ass rooms full of mike vics left overs. People adopt these animals. Use them, can't take care of them, abuse them and then give them back. Maybe not and over night stay but can you see the similarity ?? and the pimps the veterinarian squeezing you for as much money as possible, oh and you better believe that pimp has a body guard. He is the one snipping all those NUTS. He loooooovvvesss to snip. Now I know I might be a little irrational right now and all experiences with SPCA can't be that bad so I will give them some of my good graces...

If it wasn't for the SPCA my dog could have...

• been hit by a car
• Hot Mustard's lunch special
• Liberty street dorm cafeterias "special meat"
• a mike vic prospect

Unfortunately if they find your male dog without a tag and he has nuts, they will be gone. But they will also stick a chip in his butt so they can track him and if he ever gets lost and picked up again you know where he is. So in one way or the other besides this difficult week, Thank you SPCA for returning my best friend back home. FUCK YOU SPCA I'M GONNA BURN THAT SHIT DOWN!!! wow sorry obviously that was Barkley we know why he's mad. But remember kids : IF YOU DON'T TAG YOUR MUTT, HE WILL LOOSE HIS NUTS! peace